Humor

The Color Pink – Oprah is NOT a Lesbian

December 9, 2010

Did you hear the news? Oprah Winfrey is not a lesbian. She’s soooo not a lesbian that she is going to be on Barbara Walters soon, telling the world about how she’s not a lesbian. So, be sure to set your DVRs. You won’t want to miss this important event. It’s disheartening that we have [...]

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The Classless Chap vs. The Salutation Shunner

December 3, 2010

Although I have a low threshold for stupid people and often feel like we are being inundated by them, I actually like people. Hell, I may even go so far as saying I’m a people person. OK, OK, that may be stretching it, but I’m at the very least a part-time people person. I’d like [...]

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Mr. Happy Becomes Mr. Cool

November 30, 2010

I’ve always ignored those “Enlarge Your Penis” spam emails. Despite all my hopes and dreams, I’m smart enough to know that mine is never getting bigger. Que sera sera, right? However, I did receive one of those emails yesterday that caught my eye. The subject line was: “It’s just cool! – Have a cool penis!” [...]

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This is a Blog Post, Bitches!

November 29, 2010

It’s Monday, bitches! I’m annoyed, bitches! I’m writing about it, bitches! You’re reading about it, bitches! The “it” I’m referring to is the practice of adding “comma bitches” to Facebook and Twitter updates.  What may have once been considered cute or funny – and I’m not convinced it was ever either of those things – [...]

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Homosexuality is Hilarious

February 25, 2009

Me and my boy Hagearty went to an Atlanta Thrashers game last night, where I was quickly reminded of something that really pisses me at sporting events: Kiss Cam.

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