Facebook and Twitter are going to be blowing up tonight with everyone giving their opinions on the Super Bowl Commercials. Since I don’t like the idea of my opinions being missed amid all the hubbub, I decided I would offer my takes now. Then I can free up my time for other things, like paying attention to the game when it’s on or researching if anyone actually still uses the word “hubbub.”
- Great. Another shitty movie based on a toy from my childhood. But, hey, it’s in 3D!
- OK, I have to admit that Volkswagen commercial with the Darth Vader kid was really cute. At least it was the first 30 times I saw it this week.
- Now THAT’S what I’m talking about. A sexist commercial that sets us back another 10 years. Brilliant!
- I wonder how many people just watched that commercial hoping Ozzy Osbourne would bite Justin Bieber’s head off.
- Mmmm. All that sexual innuendo just got me so hot that I want to move all my web hosting to godaddy.com.
- Cute commercial, but the only way I’m eating Doritos these days is if I’m really high. (“Damn baby, I asked for Cool Ranch, not Nacho Cheesier!”)
- Wait. What was that a commercial for?
- Awww! It’s a remake of an old commercial. All this nostalgia is making me want to buy something. It’s also making me nostalgic for a time when we all had money to buy something.
- Now THAT’S what I’m talking about. A homophobic commercial that sets us back another 10 years. Brilliant!
- You know what would make me like talking baby commercials? If the Budweiser Clydesdales busted through the room and trampled the little bastards. Now, now. Don’t get all fucking upset with me! I know baby trampling is not funny. But neither are talking babies.
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The GoDaddy.com girls are like Homeric Sirens to me … I can’t stop thinking about their moans and I feel guilty for this – true, crushing guilt.
Dude. Save some for the VFA blog tomorrow.
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