Celebrity Deaths and Pretty Horses

August 11, 2010

I’ve never understood the way some people react to a celebrity’s death. The crying. The candle light vigils. The air-brushed t-shirts. You’d think a family member died. Thanks to Facebook and Twitter, lately it has gotten worse. Now, whenever anyone of even minor pop culture significance dies, my feeds are visually rapped by “RIP” updates. [...]

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Stealing from Lady Gaga’s Vagina

August 2, 2010

Lady Gaga recently told Vanity Fair that she’s worried about people stealing things from her vagina. No, seriously, here’s the quote: “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.” At first I thought this was a ridiculous, made-up fear, like when [...]

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Celebrity Fantasies and Mark Ruffalo Dreams

July 26, 2010

Almost every couple has had the “Celebrity Pass” conversation, in which you’re granted a guilt-free one-night stand with a celebrity of your choice. This morning, my wife switched it up a bit and asked me which celebrity I could see myself having a relationship with. While it’s true that I hung Anna Nicole Guess ads [...]

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The Weirdest Thing I’ve Ever Been Told During Sex

July 21, 2010

Several years ago a girl said something to me that I still do not understand. While doing something that will be obvious she said, “Don’t cum in my mouth. I have kids.” As weird as I found this statement, I wanted her to get back to what she was doing so I quickly assured her [...]

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Socks and Therapy

July 18, 2010

I like wearing women’s socks. See the photo of the pretty purple ones with the polka-dots? Yeah, that’s me, and you can usually find me wearing those socks once a week. But it’s not that I like wearing women’s socks exclusively. It’s not like you’ll ever see me wearing ankle socks with little pom-pons on [...]

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An Honest Buddy List

April 13, 2009

I am, without a doubt, the third guy on this “honest” buddy list from Holytaco.com. For some reason I want all my friends to know what I’m listening to throughout my day. It’s kinda like when I  had a beat up Nissan Sentra with a stereo worth more than the car. I drove that thing [...]

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Against All Odds: How Phil Collins and French Cuisine Do Not Mix

February 28, 2009

Tracey and I went to Atmosphere Bistro last night for dinner. I was excited because we had never been, and I always love new restaurants. Unfortunately, the excitement that flourished during our appetizers (Brie Croustillant and Plateau de charcuterie) and our bottle of wine (Joseph Drouhin Vero Pinot Noir) died when we got our entrees.

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Homosexuality is Hilarious

February 25, 2009

Me and my boy Hagearty went to an Atlanta Thrashers game last night, where I was quickly reminded of something that really pisses me at sporting events: Kiss Cam.

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How the Gene Simmons Sex Video Has Scarred Me for Life

February 24, 2008

There are things I’ve seen during my life that I will never forget. This is especially true of those that I wish I COULD forget. Things that fall into the “wish I could forget” category include watching a car smash into a parked DOT truck on the interstate, then getting out and seeing a little [...]

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